0 - It’s the worst piece of shit that no one should ever have to see. It’s awful, it’s terrible, it’s horribifuckus.
1 - It’s crap. Maybe once, there’s something interesting, but for 95% of it, it’s just stupid, predicable and/or boring.
2 - I was let down by it. Some things really worked, but there wasn’t enough there for me. Some people might like it, but I didn’t care much for it at all
3 - Perfectly enjoyable. It’s no masterpiece, but I enjoyed watching it for the most part. It’s fun and watchable. I’d watch it again, if I had to. Worth seeing at least once.
4 - I loved it! It was great all around. I had a lot of fun with it. A must watch if you’re a so and so fan. It may have had minor flaws, but fuck it. I still loved it.
5- WTF?!! IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A MOVIE TO BE THAT GOOD?!